The zombie handshake storm
Four hosts with expired client certificates retried against three cluster voters, indefinitely — two of them several times a second. The servers were right to reject them; the failure was that our alerting turned a certificate-hygiene bug into a leader-flap panic.
taught the method an alert that fires constantly is not monitoring, it is noise with a rota. The audit cadence checks the credential behind a timer, not the timer's status — an enabled unit failing every run looks identical to a healthy one.